ULAANBAATAR, Mongolia (JP) -
Andre Tolme, 35, finished his last round of golf in Mongolia, losing 509 golf balls, and hitting 290 over par. His course? The entire length of Mongolia, where each “hole” was up to 179,222 metres long. The course took 9 months to traverse Mongolian steppes with nothing but a Jeep, a tent and a three-iron. All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump see also Golf Section Golf Ball Resort Golf Gimme Golf in South America Golf Like I Do Golfer’s Water Hole Navy Golf Course Voodoo Golf Tree |
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