Five Englishmen in an Audi Quatro arrived at an Italian border checkpoint. Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump see also Car Section Bus Shipwreck Costa Concordia Salvage Plans Crack In Tower Of Pisa David’s Return To Italy Gonzolier Greatest Italian Riders Italian Chef Memorial Italian Cruise Ship Survey Italian Electronic Humour Italian Grandma’s Advice Italian Fire Exit Leaning Against The Leaning Tower Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog Leaning Tower Of Pizzas New Italian Police Car Perfect Ad Placement That’s No More, Eh? Venice on a Shoestring Budget Why Italians Don’t Like Jehovah’s Witnesses |
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