Five Englishmen in an Audi Quatro arrived at an Italian border checkpoint.
Mario (the officer) stops them and tells them, “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quatro - Quatro means four.”
“Quatro is just the name of the automobile,” one Englishman retorts disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.”
“You can not pull that one on me,” replies Mario. “Quatro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.”
The Englishman replies angrily, “You moroff. Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”
“Sorry,” responds Mario, “Luigi is busy with 5 guys in a Fiat Uno.”
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
see also Car Section
Bus Shipwreck
Costa Concordia Salvage Plans
Crack In Tower Of Pisa
David’s Return To Italy
Gonzolier
Greatest Italian Riders
Italian Chef Memorial
Italian Cruise Ship Survey
Italian Electronic Humour
Italian Grandma’s Advice
Italian Fire Exit
Leaning Against The Leaning Tower
Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog
Leaning Tower Of Pizzas
New Italian Police Car
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Venice on a Shoestring Budget
Why Italians Don’t Like Jehovah’s Witnesses
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