Coming downstairs to inspect the shipments of imported crystal vases leaving the plant, the foreman approached Bubba, his new shipping employee.
He put his arm around Bubba’s shoulder and said, “Well, Bubba, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ’THIS SIDE UP, HANDLE WITH CARE.’ ”
“Yes, sir,” Bubba replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom, too.”
see also
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|  Cutting Edge Delivery
|  Baby Scan
|  Redneck Mirror
|  Skateboard Statue
|  WipeOut
|  Turtle Truck
|  How To Burn Fat
|  Unplugged
|  Praying & Preying Mantis
|  Good Driver
|  Overpass Passover
|  Fire Starter
|  Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils
|  Auto Strap
|  Never Run a Red Light
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