![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney see also Cat, Dog & Friend Sections A Dog’s Worst Nightmare All Dogs Go To Heaven An Evening Prayer Baby “Sitter” Baby’s Dog Rug Cats Don’t Know Sit Collara Dog Dear Abbey Designer Dog Dog Download Dog Laundry - Hung Out To Dry Donald Trump’s Dog Don’t Touch My Bone! Lipstick Dog Made His Bed Birding Skills 101 Can You Find the Hidden Bird? Can You See It? Can You Spot the Hidden Junkyard Cat? Cats and Backpacks Chicken, Fox & Grain Puzzle Describe Yourself Do You See A Bird or a Girl? Find The Cat Find The Dogs Find The Hidden Animals Find The Lady Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour Frogs Switch How many hummingbirds can you find? Identity Theft Image Challenge Irish Exam Kettle Valley Railroad Long Lost Book Maiden Rock Illusion Math Puzzle Math Riddle Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? Pair Tree Picture Perfect Police Penance - Find the Missing Tire Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick Spot The Clock Spot The Hidden Cell Tower Spot The K-Mart Shopper Spot The Mistake Spot The Man’s Head Spot the Snow Leopard Spot the Thief Stealth Cat Stealth Readers suDoku at suJoku Testing Your French Which One’s Real? |
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