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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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Don’t Touch My Bone!
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Find The Cat
Find The Dogs
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Find The Lady
Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour
Frogs Switch
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Identity Theft
Image Challenge
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Kettle Valley Railroad
Long Lost Book
Maiden Rock Illusion
Math Puzzle
Math Riddle
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Pair Tree
Picture Perfect
Police Penance - Find the Missing Tire
Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick
Spot The Clock
Spot The Hidden Cell Tower
Spot The K-Mart Shopper
Spot The Mistake
Spot The Man’s Head
Spot the Snow Leopard
Spot the Thief
Stealth Cat
Stealth Readers
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22-Feb-2020