One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   UFO Cloud Indecisive Shopper Bar Code Casualty Only In Texas Eastern Screech Owl International Sign of Marriage Soccer Watch 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Science Project Turmoil Parking Forever I've Got Time Red Wine Diet Nice Try, Mom Flight of the Ladybug Time To Retire Chess On The Wall Tree Face Bad Day Flyer Back Bard St. Peter's Fish

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