One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   Redneck Tank Top Grasping Shirt Detroit Counterfeit Bill Hazardous Delivery Log Out - Here It Comes! Search and Rescue - Dry Run Staff Teeth Media Bondage How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed Sports Hernias Low Expectation Autographs The Moist Wet Territories Cat Doormat Redneck Foosball Shining Stars 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Bach Flip Apathy Mountain My Toaster Is Broken Solemate

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