One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   No Extras Massage Gooooooooooogle Air Hot Tub Hangups Scenery Cut and Paste Origin of the Whoopee Cushion Better With A Beard Canadian Winter Smile Monkey Morning Snow Geese Walk The Line Darth Vader Cool 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Cutting Edge Table Wine Signs Ring Seating Snow Aerobics 25 Toes Wedding Cake Dress Bacon Soda Sales Wet Insect

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