One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   Mexican School Bus Tree Sorrow OCD Electrician 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Redneck Shower Head Wise Moves Fox Hunting Madness Emperor Penguins The Side Effects of Veganism Stair Railing Electrician Cold Faucet Make Womb For Baby Hardtail Bike Birth Control Kit Come-Back Line Of The Year Duck Gears Chewing Gum Hazard Keyboard Seating Bent Over Whatchamacallit Car

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