One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher. She then called on Jethro. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Jethro!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ” see also   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Little Johnny @ School Punctuation Matters   Seal LOL Keyboard Seating Illusive Dice Cockroach Cancer Time Management People Crossing Cozy Home Redneck Faucet Duck That Did Not Duck Chewie, We're Home Introducing the iPhone 20 Meateor Ancient Shiloh British Accountant Ruling On Criticism Going Into Space Domino's Delivers Everywhere Lord of the Wings Crossed Wires Monday Lisa

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