1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog... We had a good laugh.
5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?
7. I never thought the comment, "I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
8. I need to practice social-distancing... from the refrigerator.
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe
Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence
Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards
'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson
You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright
If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl
The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier
I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar
You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre
A Better 2021
Approach With Caution
Catch Your Man
Fireman Poster Boy
If 2020 Was A ...
Irish Advent Calendar
Leap Year Shirt
Leap Year Trivia
Miss Beautiful Spine
Most Progressive Day of the Year
New Year Refusal
Next Week Plans
Out With The Old, In With The New
Redneck Advent Calendar
Rush Job Calendar
Slap Me Into Next Year
The End in Canada
Throw Of The Year
Week Sales for the Weak
What Day Is It?
My Toaster Is Broken
The Bugs Are Bad This Year
World's First Hard Hat
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Throwaway Sport Paper
Vatican City's New Breakfast Special
Flying Cathedral Excuse
Day At The Beach