2020 Closure

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog... We had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, "I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practice social-distancing... from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

2020 Closure

Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close

28-Jun-2022