Worst Hunting Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz