![]() “Rocky Raccoon” is a song by the Beatles from the double-disc album ‘The Beatles’ (also known as ‘The White Album’) Every dog has his day. - Unknown Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog & Hunting Sections A Dog’s Worst Nightmare Best Dog Costume Ever Donald Trump’s Dog Dog Download Finger Lickin’ Good! Hey, Good Lookin’ Insensitive Hunting Dog “Lucky” Dog Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All Morning Breath Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs Raccoon Feeding - Child Version Raccoon Rock Raccoon Stormtrooper Ruined Day Worst Action Photographer Worst Aid Worst Cruise Ever Worst Halloween Decoration Worst Job in the Army You Want Me To Do What? |
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