![]() “The Twilight Zone” was an American television series created by Rod Serling (1959-64). The episodes are in various genres, including psychological horror, fantasy, science fiction, suspense, and psychological thriller, often concluding with an unexpected or macabre twist. A popular success, it introduced many Americans to common science fiction and fantasy tropes, quite like the current U.S. Presidential Election. We need a great president. - Donald Trump Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Greatest Accomplishment Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare Obama Lookalike Obvious Difference President Moon Men Queen Donald Statue of Libertea |
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