![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?' Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde 'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House |
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