![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?' Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House |
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