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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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