New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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26-Feb-2020