New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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27-Jan-2020