![]() We need a great president. - Donald Trump How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Moving On Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Good Morning Liberals Greatest Accomplishment Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare Obama Lookalike Obvious Difference President Moon Men Queen Donald Statue of Libertea Unfortunately, we are about to enter the Twilight Zone |
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