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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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