Good Morning Liberals

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson