Good Morning Liberals

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson