![]() Roosevelt for Ex-president - Wendell L Willkie How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. - Frank Dane Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal see also Government, Nationality & Relationship Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Greatest Accomplishment Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare Obama Lookalike Obvious Difference President Moon Men Queen Donald Statue of Libertea Unfortunately, we are about to enter the Twilight Zone |
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