Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
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