Last night I had a salad for dinner.
It was a fruit salad. It had grapes.
Lots of grapes. It was all grapes.
It was wine.
Beulah, peel me a grape. - Mae West
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
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