Last night I had a salad for dinner. Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor see also Dining, Food & Wine Sections Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped? 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