Last night I had a salad for dinner. Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Dining, Food & Wine Sections Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped? Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Glass Prescription Got Any Gwapes? 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