At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
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