At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
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