At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
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