At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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