At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “What she really said was: 666136429.”
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
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