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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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