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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon