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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat