Electronic Weather Fence

Canada’s online border snow removal program

Canadians disrupt normal weather patterns



Electronic Weather Fence

Americans have a fence along the Mexican border to keep the illegals out.
Canada has built an even bigger electronic fence to keep the snow out of Canada.

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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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24-Oct-2021