Snow Door

Greeting the latest snowfall at the front door



Snow Piled Against House Door

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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05-Jun-2020