Redneck Stick Family

You’ve got your family, I’ve got mine



Redneck Stick Family

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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26-Feb-2020