Redneck Stick Family

You’ve got your family, I’ve got mine



Redneck Stick Family

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


Family  &  Redneck  Sections
Dancing Mathematician
I’ve Got Your Back
Modern Stick Family
Open Position
Stick Family Meal
Stick Humour
The Ass Family
Under A Tack

 

Redneck Shower Head

Deconstruction

It's Broken Now

Mirror Objects

Bicycle Skates

Baby Scan

Canadian Moose Dog

Praying & Preying Mantis

Toilet Paper For The Mother-In-Law

Texas Bank Security

Swimming Pool Reopening

WipeOut

Canadian Lemmings

Pantastic Crop

On A Roll - Only In Japan

Hot Chicks

World's Largest Underpants

Amplified Truck

TP Princess

Underneath or On Top Car?
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20-Sep-2020