Redneck Stick Family

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Redneck Stick Family

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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03-Dec-2020