Modern Stick Family

The times are a changin’





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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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25-Feb-2020