Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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28-Jan-2021