Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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03-Jun-2020