Bacon Tie

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Bacon Tie

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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25-Jul-2021