Bacon Tie

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Bacon Tie

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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28-Sep-2020