Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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13-Apr-2021