![]() Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr. Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin Food For Thought Back Bacon For Kids Bacon And Eggs Mug Bacon Balls Bacon BBQ Table Bacon High-Five Bacon Bikes Bacon Bra Bacon Cheeseburger Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon High-Five Bacon Inhaler Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon Mints Bacon My Heart Bacon Pancakes Bacon Reasons Bacon Sandwich Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts Bacon Tie BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Tree Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings Bacone Boneless Inverted Pork Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon Burial At Sea France-Is Bacon Grief Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Meat Pie Ruined Bacon Safest Restaurant In The World Some People Raise Children Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich |
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