Bacon Head

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus