Bacon Head

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso