Bacon Head

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo