Bacon Head

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin