![]() Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbours have too many kids. Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck see also Government, Hunting & Redneck Sections |
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