![]() Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbours have too many kids. Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan see also Government, Hunting & Redneck Sections |
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