Gun Buy-Back Program

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan