![]() Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbours have too many kids. Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway see also Government, Hunting & Redneck Sections |
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