Gun Buy-Back Program

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck