Zombie Graveyard Snowmen

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey