![]() Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle see also Bathroom & Practical Sections |
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