Up With Carl

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey