Up With Carl

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer