Up With Carl

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump