After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks, “What the heck does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.”
She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the Doctor is fairly optimistic he will make a full recovery.
see also
Marriage & Stress Sections
 Urleen |  Carry On or Carrion? |  Selfie Pilot |  Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy |  Air Couch |
 Europe Road Trip |  Thongthing Special |  Nighttime Graffiti |  Baby Formula |  Kid Suction |
 Redneck Moving Truck |  Critter Control |  Lost Dog |  Nail Chair |  Looking For Something? |
 Yellow Pet |  Race Break |  Fuse Bypass |  Good Boy |  British Tea Party |
19-May-2022 |