After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks, “What the heck does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.”
She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the Doctor is fairly optimistic he will make a full recovery.
see also
Marriage & Stress Sections
 Funnel Farm |  Buffalo Prod |  Meat Pie |  Where Nobody Speeds |  A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version |
 Point Of View |  Good Conductor |  Kelp Us! |  Croc Lunge |  Tree Awning |
 Oversize Load |  Redneck Spoon |  Cheating |  Be Very Quiet |  Quick Rubik's Cube |
 Window Sundial |  Helping Hands |  Short On Electricity |  Amish Friends |  Spiral Roots |
20-Nov-2019 |