India Taxi Driver

Making life easy to get around crowded India streets

When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said, “English speaking taxi driver.”
I thought to myself, “What a good idea, why don’t we have them in Canada!”

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Though everyone has an equal right to speak, not all have earned an equal right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

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