Nuts

Cold weather friendship



The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.
It must be true because the squirrels are gathering nuts.
Three of my friends already have disappeared.

My friendly nuts have already disappeared


Are you O.K.?

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain


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24-Jan-2020