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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich