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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo