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Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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03-Jul-2022