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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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