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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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21-Oct-2020