Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?
I put in a bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit”,
and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning the Toronto Maple Leafs!
Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir
Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman
Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman
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