When The Chips Are Down

Bet he can’t eat just one!

Tiger caught Lay-in down on the job



Tiger Woods love Lay's potato chips

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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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20-Sep-2021