Trunk Sleeper

Someone you might not want to sleep next to





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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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