Redneck Hedge Trimming

Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Seasaw: Saw used to cut driftwood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. - C S Lewis

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King