Jay Leno Saga

Conan “hands” over Tonight Show to Leno



Jay Leno Saga

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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Sun Top Roof With Sun Substitute

2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Snow Sleep

21st Century Bride

SUV Haircut

Graphic Auto Accident (PG)

Cell Phone Book

Aussie Safety Sign

VW Snow Tractor

Math Riddle

Maiden Rock Illusion

Radioactive Games

Winter Bystander

Snow Good

Which One's Real?
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24-Jan-2022