You’re So Vane!

Elvis on a weathercock

Inspiration for Mel Hardman’s aka



You're So Vane - Elvis on a weathercock

QuotaBills
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Before Elvis, there was nothing. - John Lennon

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

"Go west," like Horace Greenberg said. - Archie Bunker

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


see also  Computer  &  Illusion  Sections

see also   Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Babysitter Dog

Bag Feelers

Love Feeding Birds

Backup Grill

Yoda-Churchill

Royal Knit Wit

Make Loaf Not War

Topping The Charts

Passageway

Wet Suit Danger

Shopping With Grandma

Colorectal Exam For Dogs

Suitcase Recycling

1941 PTO Portable Sawmill

Leaky Pipes
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

15-Nov-2019