![]() All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump see also Golf Section Black Golfer Most Expensive Car Wrecks Reconstructive Surgery Tiagra Tiger Shark Tiger Wood's 2009 Christmas Card Tiger Wood’s Trophy Tiger Woods Would When The Chips Are Down |
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