‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain see also Diet & New Years Sections |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|