Homework - Latest Pole

Setting a good example at “Home”



Homework on Shovel Sales at Home Depot

Dear Mrs. Jones,
 
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the
blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found
one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get
it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to
depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will
remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith



QuotaBills
Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim


see also   Family,  House,  Language  &  School  Sections

 

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

21-Oct-2020