![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success. - Pablo Picasso see also Hunting & Redneck Sections Redneck Porch Hunter Survivor - Texas Style (2013) Texas Bank Security Texas Wink Why We Live in Texas |
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