Texas Hunting Vehicle

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein

Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success. - Pablo Picasso