Redneck Dream Homes

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese