![]() A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead If you don't have confidence in yourself, get off your rear end and do anything that will make you feel better about yourself. - Wayne Dyer I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Art, Bad Gas & Cat Sections 2004 Tattoo Of The Year Belly Button Tattoos for Primates Cowbelly Tattoo Redneck Tattoo Removal Shoulder Tattoo Tattoo Fountain Zipper Scar Tattoo |
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