![]() All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown It's only the mercy of the lord I ain't had a stroke already - and a coronary trombonus in the bargain. - Archie Bunker I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas see also Cat Section Cat Doormat Cat Nap Free Cat Free Kittens “Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!” Sudoku Cats |
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