![]() A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas see also Cat Section Cat Doormat Cat Nap Free Cat Free Kittens “Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!” Sudoku Cats |
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