![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry see also Canada, Police & Safety Sections Aussie Car Alarm Calling All Cars: It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand CarJacking Donut Sale New Speed Trap Police Car Of The Year Pulled You Over Radar Replacement Safest Restaurant In The World Scratch-Off Parking Tickets Texas Speed Camera Tie Wrap Security Tim’s Puffer Trinidad vs UK Police Underwater Radar Trap Where Nobody Speeds You Want Me To Do What? |
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