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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry