![]() Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Redneck Section Coffee D Cups Handicap Porch How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Redneck Air Bags Redneck ATV Redneck BMW Grills Redneck Bulldozer Redneck Cadillac Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Doork Redneck End Table Redneck Mansion Redneck Manual Redneck Measuring Tape Redneck Parking Brake Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Post Support Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck Riding Lawnmower Redneck Sergeants Redneck Snowmobile Redneck Soldier Redneck Spatula Redneck Spoon Redneck Stealth Bomber Redneck Swing Redneck Tank Top Redneck Teeter Totter Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Redneck Water Trailer Redneck Wave Runner Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Round Table Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef Summer in Saskatchewan Sunday Drive in the Country Thirst Quencher Fridge |
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