[These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days... the last
three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake...] Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. 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