A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and out pops a genie. The law is silent during war. - Cicero Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry see also Genie & Lawyer Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie |
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