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Q: “How come your mom didn't qualify for the elderly home? She's 95 and has serious problems taking care of herself.”
A: “They said she's got too many children!”
Q: “Why? She can't live at your place, you're older than 70 yourself!”
A: “It's those new washing labels you see. Her 30 grandchildren are bringing their
laundry to her 8 children, that's us. And we're bringing everything to her...”
“Always the creative thinker, Bob found a new way to commit suicide...”
“... and Joe was never heard from again...”
“How to tell your bluejeans were made by a 47-year-old bachelor...
who will remain a bachelor... forever...”
“Dear Joe: I do not see the humour in this. Yours truly, Jacqui (mother of 6)”
“NEWS FLASH! Mysterious fire destroys clothing factory.
The only clue to the origin of the blaze is a bleach bottle containing the cryptic message:
“Now Mom gives it back.””
“Finally, instructions you can understand.”
“Just do it Mom. And don't forget - I get to choose your Care Home.”
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